Totally Illegal
Chapter 1

North America

The land of the free is also the land of the very, very specific rule. City councils here will outlaw almost anything at least once — and the paperwork never dies.

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A 91-year-old was mock-arrested as a practical joke in 2009.

Status: technically enforceable

Why Is This a Law?

In 1961, the city declared itself the poultry capital of the world. Lawmakers passed this eccentric publicity stunt to honor their billion-dollar chicken agriculture industry.

A citizen earnestly dealing with the law: It is completely illegal to eat fried chicken with a knife, fork, or any other utensil; you must eat it with your bare hands.
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A nine-year-old boy convinced the town to repeal it in 2018.

Status: repealed 2018

Why Is This a Law?

In 1920, the town banned throwing any missiles at people, animals, or buildings to prevent vandalism. Because a snowball qualified as a missile, generations of children were technically breaking the law.

A citizen earnestly dealing with the law: It is strictly forbidden to throw snowballs anywhere within the town limits.
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Tourists now visit City Hall just to get free permit souvenirs.

Status: technically enforceable

Why Is This a Law?

In the 1960s, tree roots grew under the sidewalks, making the pavement extremely uneven. The city wrote this law to prevent lawsuits from people tripping in stiletto heels.

A citizen earnestly dealing with the law: You cannot wear shoes with heels taller than two inches or with a base smaller than one square inch without an official permit.
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You won't go to jail, but it is banned in official proceedings.

Status: still on the books

Why Is This a Law?

The state's name comes from a Native American tribe, but French explorers added a plural "s." In 1881, the legislature legally mandated the French pronunciation to end a bitter feud between two senators.

A citizen earnestly dealing with the law: The state's name must legally be pronounced in three syllables, with a silent final "s" and the accent on the first and last syllables.
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Police charged a self-proclaimed witch two days before the law was repealed.

Status: repealed 2018

Why Is This a Law?

Dating back to 1892, this was an early anti-scam law. It was designed to stop con artists from tricking frightened people into paying them money to lift fake curses.

A citizen earnestly dealing with the law: It is a criminal offense to fraudulently pretend to use witchcraft, sorcery, enchantment, or conjuration to solve problems.
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Workplace inspectors actively enforce this on construction sites to prevent falls.

Status: still on the books

Why Is This a Law?

This is a brilliant workplace safety regulation. Paint is opaque and would hide dangerous cracks or rot in the wood, causing a worker to climb a broken ladder and fall.

A citizen earnestly dealing with the law: A person must not paint a wooden ladder, though they are allowed to coat it in a clear protective varnish.
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Highly enforced with expensive fines and immediate vehicle impoundment.

Status: still on the books

Why Is This a Law?

Mexico City sits in a high-altitude valley that traps air pollution. In 1989, smog became so toxic the government restricted driving to instantly remove twenty percent of exhaust fumes.

A citizen earnestly dealing with the law: Depending on the last digit of your car's license plate, there is one specific day every week where it is illegal to drive it.
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Retailers regularly invoke this to reject garbage bags full of loose change.

Status: still on the books

Why Is This a Law?

This law exists to keep the economy moving. It stops angry people from holding up store lines by paying large bills entirely in pocket change.

A citizen earnestly dealing with the law: A cashier can legally refuse your payment if you try to use too many coins in a single transaction.

Myth or Law? — The North America Challenge

You've survived the weirdest rules North America has to offer, but your final test is to spot a total fake. Two of the laws below are absolutely real, while one is a massive internet lie. Trust your instincts and see if you can catch the imposter!

Two of these are real, citable laws. One is a famous fake — can you spot it?

You are strictly forbidden from painting a wooden ladder, though you may coat it in a clear protective varnish.

In California, it is strictly illegal to eat a fresh orange while you are actively taking a bath.

Cashiers in Canada can legally refuse your payment if you attempt to use too many coins in a single transaction.

The verdicts:

[real] You are strictly forbidden from painting a wooden ladder, though you may coat it in a clear protective varnish. — This is a real workplace regulation from the Alberta Occupational Health and Safety Code, Part 8, ensuring paint doesn't hide dangerous cracked wood.

[myth] In California, it is strictly illegal to eat a fresh orange while you are actively taking a bath. — This is a famous fake that started when internet trolls mutated an actual California rule against eating on public transit into a ridiculous bathtub myth.

[real] Cashiers in Canada can legally refuse your payment if you attempt to use too many coins in a single transaction. — This is real and can be found in the Canada Currency Act of 1985, Section 8.2, which prevents people from purposely slowing down checkout lines.