Mosquitoes are officially outlawed and banned from entering the borders of the village.

Trouble-o-Meter
Impossible to enforce on insects, though it calmed angry citizens.

Status: technically enforceable

Why Is This a Law?

Following severe river flooding in 2018, the village was subjected to an apocalyptic invasion of mosquitoes. Angry residents demanded action from the mayor, who drafted a theatrical decree banning the bugs to show he was listening but powerless to control nature.

A citizen earnestly dealing with the law: Mosquitoes are officially outlawed and banned from entering the borders of the village.