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In the Yucatán, Longaniza de Valladolid is legendary—a smoky, garlicky pork sausage stained crimson with achiote. Up here in the States, especially on a busy Tuesday night, you have to rely on a little grandmotherly ingenuity. You recreate that hyper-regional flavor by aggressively seasoning accessible ground pork with achiote paste and a fresh sour orange hack, rendering that beautifully spiced fat, and using it to toast your fideos. Toasting the raw pasta is the non-negotiable secret to this dish; it builds a deep, nutty base that absorbs the smoky tomato broth without turning into mush. This is diaspora comfort food: one pot, thirty minutes, and exactly the way it tastes in a Yucatecan kitchen.
Before you start
Make the cheat's longaniza.
In a mixing bowl, combine the ground pork, achiote paste, orange juice, lime juice, vinegar, minced garlic, cumin, oregano, black pepper, cloves, and smoked paprika. Massage thoroughly with your hands until the achiote dissolves and the meat is a uniform, vibrant red.
Blend the caldillo.
Toss the quartered tomatoes, onion, the whole garlic cloves, chipotles with their adobo sauce, and chicken broth into a blender. Blitz on high until completely smooth, resisting the urge to cook the tomatoes first.
Ingredients
- ground pork1 lb
- achiote paste1 1/2 tbsp
- fresh orange juice1 tbsp
- fresh lime juice1 tbsp
- apple cider vinegar1 tsp
- garlic2 med clove
- ground cumin1/2 tsp
- dried Mexican oregano1/2 tsp
- ground black pepper1/4 tsp
- ground cloves1/8 tsp
- smoked paprika1/2 tsp
- fideo pasta7 oz
- Roma tomatoes3 med
- white onion1/4 med
- garlic2 med clove
- canned chipotle peppers in adobo2 small
- chicken broth1 1/2 cup
- neutral cooking oil2 tbsp
- crema Mexicana1/4 cup
- queso fresco1/4 cup
- avocado1 med
- fresh cilantro1/4 cup
Method
- 01
Brown the seasoned pork to render the fat.
Heat a large, heavy-bottomed pot over medium-high heat with a tablespoon of the oil and add the seasoned pork. Cook for eight to ten minutes, breaking it up with a wooden spoon, until the edges crisp and the meat releases its spiced, orange-red fat. Scoop the pork onto a plate and leave that glorious fat in the pan.
- 02
Toast the noodles in the spiced pork fat.
Drop the heat to medium and throw the dry fideo noodles directly into the hot pork fat, adding the remaining tablespoon of oil if the pan looks dry. Babysit the pan, stirring constantly for three to five minutes until the noodles turn golden-brown and smell incredibly nutty. Do not walk away; thin pasta burns in seconds.
- 03
Fry the tomato broth.
Pour the blended tomato broth directly over the toasted noodles. Stand back as it sputters and aggressively steams, stir to scrape up any browned bits from the bottom, and let it violently bubble for two minutes to cook off the raw tomato flavor.
- 04
Cover and simmer until the liquid is absorbed.
Return the cooked pork to the pot and stir to distribute. Drop the heat to its absolute lowest setting and slap a tight lid on it. Leave it alone for ten to twelve minutes until the noodles are completely tender and have soaked up every drop of the liquid.
- 05
Let the dish rest before serving.
Kill the heat and leave the lid on for five more minutes to let the starches relax. Serve family-style directly from the pot, instructing everyone to hit it heavily with crema, crumbled queso fresco, sliced avocado, and chopped cilantro.
Notes
Sourcing the pasta.
If you cannot find bags of fideo in the Hispanic aisle, simply buy standard Italian angel hair or vermicelli and break it by hand into one-and-a-half-inch pieces.
The achiote hack.
Achiote paste is easily found in small rectangular boxes in most American supermarkets. It is non-negotiable for achieving the distinct earthy flavor and crimson color of true Valladolid longaniza.