The Longest Attack of Hiccups

31. The Longest Attack of Hiccups

Charles Osborne · Union, Nebraska, USA · 1990

Continuous hiccuping68 yearsthe lifespan of a wild African elephant68 years≈ 1× the lifespan of a wild African elephant
Charles hiccuped for the same amount of time a wild elephant wanders the savanna.

In 1922, young Charles Osborne was weighing a 350-pound hog for butchering when he slipped and took a hard fall. The accident popped a pin-sized blood vessel in his brain, permanently breaking his body's hiccup switch. He started hiccuping 20 to 40 times a minute—and didn't stop for six decades.

Over the years, Charles endured an estimated 430 million annoying spasms, but he never let them ruin his mood. He learned a secret breathing technique to muffle the sound, raised a large family, and simply blended his favorite chicken dinners when chewing became too difficult.

After 68 years of traveling the world looking for a cure, the hiccups mysteriously vanished on their own in 1990. Charles finally got to enjoy one wonderfully peaceful, hiccup-free year of life.

How Is That Even Possible?

A tiny, pin-sized burst blood vessel in Charles's brain damaged the specific neurological area that controls the hiccup reflex. Without that control center functioning properly, his diaphragm was stuck in an endless loop of involuntary muscle spasms for nearly seven decades until it mysteriously corrected itself.

Wow-o-Meter
No. 31
A cheerful, elderly Charles Osborne standing proudly as the hero of a festive country fair. He is mid-hiccup, with his shoulders bouncing and a joyful smile on his face, holding a bowl of blended chicken soup. Cheering farmers in overalls toss confetti, while a stunned judge in a suit drops his clipboard in absolute amazement. A giant, friendly pig sits in the foreground, wearing a festive ribbon and happily watching the celebration.

The Longest Attack of Hiccups — Charles Osborne